Sunday, September 25, 2005

 

Three Guesses


Who would be stupid enough to lose the gas cap off my van when gas is at $1.169 a litre? ($3.79 a gallon for our friends south of the border).

a) a garden gnome***
b) a retarded chimp with a bug zapper up its ass*
c) my babysitter**

Just worked a graveyard shift. I managed to get a gas cap that almost-fit for free from the local gas station (thank you nice lady at Chevron!) that someone else's garden gnome had left behind there. I am going to go for six hours of well-deserved sleep before venturing out into the world of assmonkeys again.

And then I'm going to kill my babysitter and eat her.****

* this was my husband's suggestion
** this is the right answer
*** this may also be the right answer, for all I know
**** yes, the same one with the car tires and the broken stove and the abandoned dog

Comments:
Holy crap, lady. This person was put on the earth just to wreck your stuff.

Maybe you should just move away and not give her your forwarding address.
 
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