Sunday, April 12, 2009
A Blessed Day To All
Today I am joyously celebrating this, the holy day of the Goddess Ostara. I beseech her to bring great fertility to us all.
Whatever you are celebrating today, may there be joy and peace.
And perhaps a little chocolate.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Nom nom nom.
A response to the National Organization of Marriage "Gathering Storm" bullshit performed by paid (and not very good) actors.
Buncha fucking wankers.
Run for the hills baby ... we're there too. Existing quietly and with dignity. Working, loving each other, paying taxes and contributing to the community.
It's a frightening thought, isn't it?
And next time, I'll tell you how I really feel.
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
A Bowl Of Farts
You know, every now and again, you're sitting about and think "Oh man, it would be so good to have a bowl of farts here right now"?
Well, I have the recipe for you.
Two cups of lentils, well-washed. Wash 'em and wash 'em and wash 'em until all the chaff is gone.
Then put them in a pot overnight with some water.
Then need to cook something in the pot so move them into a bowl in an unobtrusive area of your house. Again with the water.
Then, three or four days later, begin to suspect that something has died under your house. Start searching about, sniffing all the time.
Eventually discover the bowl of lentils.
Poke a finger into the bowl of lentils and discover that there is a layer of snot over top of them. Once you have disturbed the layer of snot, discover the source of the smell.
Decide not to make soup with them after all.
And now, you have a bowl of farts, all ready to go.
Or a bowl of half-decomposed lentils, all ready to be flushed.
It's been smelly here today. How 'bout you?
Thursday, April 02, 2009
Seemingly I'm Far More Interesting ...
... than one would assume if one looks at the actual facts of my life (eat, sleep, work, knit, scream, wear mismatched socks, lather, rinse, repeat).
I think I have to be lying on all of these quizzes or something. Or just answering what I wish I thought.
Or, you know, they're sort of bogus.
Hee! With a big thank you to John.
ps ... for something interesting, go visit Dr. Mel. It's his birthday. Plus, he has good pictures of dogs and Tibetans and India and stuff.