Saturday, April 22, 2006

 

Dear Annoying Emailers


Thank you for sending me your email telling me that I should say some Jesus thingie and pass the email on to seven people in seven seconds to get good luck.

I'm sorry that I don't share your beliefs, however I would like to offer you this in return.

Today is lesbian goddess vagina flower day; please shove a daisy up your snatch and forward this to 300 of your closest friends and you will receive great wealth by Friday.

It really works!

Please post pictures.

okthanksbye.

Comments:
Daisy is in place and I await my due good luck.
 
it's what jesus would do
 
ooooh...gotta' pass this one on to my "anti-soddimite" auntie!!!
 
snerk!
 
Is it that time of year already? Damn it.. I forgot to get my greeting cards in the mail on time AGAIN!
 
Oooh, it tickles! Is that the good luck I feel?
 
*hysterical laughter*
 
W-W-R-D.

I just need to find the rubber bracelet with this on it. Thanks for the laugh and saying exactly what most of us are thinking!
 
I just choked on my latte.

Is this directed towards me? :)
 
Great, now I'm cleaning my monitor. You'd think I'd learn no to drink water and read your posts. That was hilarious.
 
Woohoo, that DOES tickle!! I so wish I had the nerve to send this to the people at work that send that stuff out...but I'm a chicken. At least now I can get a giggle out of imagining it.
 
Shoving flower, reciting prayers to Hecate, Artemis, etc... all while trying to get coffee out of my NOSE!!!! :)
 
I direct your collective attention to this cafe press shop where I am buying all my summer weekend wear:

http://www.cafepress.com/bridezilla/156657
 
Is there a hat pattern??
 
I don't have any daisies but we have started getting dandelions, and the big purple thistles are back...will either of those work?
 
Hee! I like your holidays way better than their holidays!
 
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! love it!!!
 
laughed OUT LOUD, which isn't easy with croaky larengitis. Looking for my daisy as soon as I post :-)
JWW
 
Oh no! I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna wake the family. That'll teach me to read your blog late at night.
 
Would I get a portion of that great wealth? (snicker)
 
Do I need to hold the Daisy until Friday, or just during the holiday?

Please follow up with interesting Google hits for your blog.
 
Daisy wasn`t any too happy about that suggestion...
 
It's a public service you're doing to explain the holiday that launched the phrase "fresh as a daisy".
 
Ya' think if you use a gerber daisy (they're the jumbo ones) that you get a bigger pile o'wealth..? Because I have some on my patio...
 
I am snatchless but did the best I could, seeing as you're a friend and I try to be supportive.

It makes sitting a little uncomfortable, but that's life, innit?
 
Wait...is that stem-end first or flower-end first? I wanna make sure I get this right.
 
I feel so petal fresh now.

thanks for the uplifting message.
 
*snort*
 
oh my goddess. IT WORKED!!!!!
 
Proot!!!!

Soren the Lurker
Nyrond and, for the momentm Prootwaddle
(here, originally via, telynor-the-harper's blog)
 
OMG-- that's hilarious. If I weren't at work right now I would be rolling on the floor with laughter.
 
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