Thursday, March 09, 2006


You Know It's Getting Out Of Hand When ...

... you are standing in the door of your husband's bedroom (we don't share a room) holding a small cat under your arm screaming "Don't make me use this!" and everyone else in the room is just giggling madly.

I'm going to have to do a little more research into effective warfare.

In the meantime, I'm going to go to bed, for like maybe 7 or 8 hours. Finally.

I made 2 more sets of row markers last night and it would seem there is a great amount of interest in these in the crocheting community, seeing they can't use stitch markers. I may get rich yet.

After some sleep.


Put the kitten down. It will be okay.

Nighty-night, little Rabbitch.
um, what were you planning to do with the poor kitten?
Um, is this kitten like the rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail or something??
step away from the kitten.. and get some sleep. If this doesn't work you can always run into the room with the kitten under your arm and say " Say hello to my little friend"... just for something new and exciting.
I tried that with the seven year old under the arm...that doesn't work very well either. Both the target and the weapon laugh like crazy. And it is SO not true that people DIE laughing...
I think police officers should be issued kittens.
So, was the kitten cooperating?
Maybe they were lauging because either a) your kitten wasn't loaded or b) you forgot to take the safety off the kitten.

Did you mean 7 or 8 hours IN A ROW? Now I'm giggling madly.
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