Monday, March 20, 2006

 

Some Very Confused People


To those who found this blog through such searches as "set tits on fire" and "my ass has gone to sleep": really, you need some help.

And to that other person, and you know who you are, no I did most assuredly not do that to my brother's best friend. Not even once. Sicko.

You're welcome.

Comments:
Ah, the disturbing world of search terms...
 
One of the most common searches that lands people on my blog is "silicon sex dolls."

There is a significant difference between silicon and silicone. I don't think a silicon sex doll is really what they're looking for. I know a knitting blog isn't.
 
Even funnier is the thought of what those people DO when they get to your site after a search like that!
 
If I can't stop laughing....I might die from not breathing and it will be your fault.........

:P
 
My most exciting search strings are people looking for information on the first man in space.
 
was I skimming the day you set your tits on fire? how the f did I manage to miss that one?? couldya do it again?

ps. should I be insulted that the perverts ignore my site? am I so boring that even the dogs won't hump my leg??
 
I got one recently about women learning to take their bras off in the bathroom. Twice.
 
I think you need to add something to your list of search terms. I humbly submit: "Things to make me snarf my beer," and "Loss of bladder control."
 
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