Saturday, October 29, 2005

 

Clealy, Sir, Am a Slut


My buddy directed me to this little time-waster. I have nothing knitterly for you today apart from half a bobbin of spun clownbarf and a couple of dishcloths intended for the November craft sale.

Hardly worth writing about. Thanks, D! You saved me some angst. (No matter how much I love the word -- say it like Aahnie and you'll love it too -- I hate feeling it.)

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

Your exact opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor girls eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure, someone just like you



Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: Rabbitch

# posted by Rabbitch @ 10:33 PM
Comments:
I used to be the Wild Rose, which I found - well, accurate as far as it went. Now, I am the Half Cocked. Which makes me laugh my ass off.

I've taken the test a few times.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:46 AM
 
Laugh my ass of because of the freakish and terrifying correctness, in case that wasn't clear.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:49 AM
 
You're welcome.

:)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:19 PM
 
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