Tuesday, June 28, 2005


A Night On The Town

Hubby and I went out tonight for the first time in like 500 years. I will have an entire pictorial essay shortly, but for now, the preamble.

Me, trying to get into fancy shoes:

Me, conquering the fancy shoes:

Me, trying to beat my bra into submission:

Me, showing off the boobs in the now-defeated bra:

See? Middle-aged housewives who knit CAN be hot when they try. Well, hot-ish.

Shut up. This is as good as it gets. Humour me.

Awww, lipstick and everything!

We wait breathlessly for further news.
Yes, we can be very hot! You look mah-velous.
Nice gams! Even nicer rackage! Woot! lucky boy... now tell the rest...
GREAT legs to match big fetching come hither boobage. The shoes look fun. Geesh, the last time I wore shoes like that was when I went out drinking..well er knitting with you (I don't know what got into me...I was trying to be impressive) and I wiped out on my butt. I am sure though you had much better luck on your date with hubby. You look very lovely...red is a good colour on you. I hope her surreal highness approved.

Wow. If you got it honey, flaunt it!
Woo hoo! Clevage!
Three words darling:
Seriously! Great! Legs!
I am now regretting more than ever our decision not to open a stripper bar with you.
A date with cleavage! Your husband is thrilled, isn't he?
Yay!! I finally found another adult that has their bed on the floor. I thought I was the only one! :)

Sorry about your mil. The good news is that MS is manageable. Still, I'll keep her (and you) in my thoughts.
Holy Cow ! Who Knew. And she lives in Canada....
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