Sunday, May 29, 2005


Good Karma, 25 Cents

Many, many good things have been happening Ch├ęz Lapin, of late, which is good, because for quite some time the only reason that I wasn't the assbeagle up on the crane was that I knew Mr. Lapin would only feed the kid Doritos if I left him to his own devices.

And rilly. Doritos? Cheetos, not so bad but those Dorito things scare me.

I was working downtown yesterday and on one of my lurching forays into the streets in the hope that a little sunlight would make up for the 17-hour days and 5-hour sleeps (don't try this at home, kiddies, it doesn't work) I ran across a young man with a sign. The sign read "Good Karma, 25 cents". I suddenly got concerned that all of this good stuff had been happening to me and I HADN'T PAID FOR MY KARMA.

He was asleep on the sidewalk, otherwise I would have paid him for it then, but I didn't think it wise to leave cash, even if it was Karma Money, just lying beside him.

I'm gonna look for him when I'm back downtown later today. Maybe I can pay for the stuff I've received the last couple of weeks and buy up some extra for the house-hunting we need to do later this year.

Lemme know if you want me to pick some up for you, as well.

Yes, plez.

About 75 cents worth should do it.

I would like a little, too. Please.

And I think you know who I want gone, so, if a quarter's enough, go for it.
I know this is alot to ask....but a buck's worth would be great!
that sounds awfully reasonable - best 25 cents I ever spent!
I think I need a bottle...and super size it if you can.

Whoa, that's a bargain! I need some. I"ll send you cash!!
Bloody hell...and all this time...didn't know you had to pay....grumblemumble...
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