Monday, December 27, 2004


Note To Self

No matter how likkered up you are, the cat is not going to think you're funny if you try to play her like bagpipes.

The rest of your family will likely find it hilarious, though, and that's what counts. (Please imagine me loudly humming "Amazing Grace" with the cat's foot in my mouth ...)

Yeah, it was all pretty much downhill from there.

Many`s the good tune played on an old moggie........
:snort: Too funny. Come get drunk at my house! I have loads of likker. I have to admit that I did think "ew. cat foot in mouth. cats dig in litterbox. ew." But I was laughing my ass off. Kind of like one of those gross but funny stunts the jackass guys would do, only better.
Yeah, I sort of thought about the litterbox thingie myself, but that was AFTER I'd had the foot in my mouth and we'd just about finished the second bottle of Blouberg anyhow, so it didn't really bother me.

I'd love to come to your house. Can I bring the cat? She's in tune ...
OMG, that is so fucking funny I had to share it with the DH, and I don't share ANY blog stuff with him. I tried playing my black and white cat last night, but the only thing Moze knows is "The Irish Washerwoman" And he's so out of tune it brings tears to your eyes
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