Tuesday, August 10, 2004

 

A Word to the Wise


Never ask your four year old daughter where your best underwear went. She'll tell you.

Apparently mine was stolen by bad squirrels from the village.



If you happen to be in the village and see some bad squirrels wearing cornflower blue silk underpants with a lot of lace on them, would you be kind enough to ask them to return them? They match the bra.

Comments:
I have a very good friend who has a daughter who was asked to write a story about her mother in the first grade.
The little darling wrote "On Saturdays my mother dances naked in the rain in her undies" with a very detailed picture. Poor Megan couldn't figure out why all the teachers were giggling when she got to school to pick up her daughter that afternoon :)Perhaps the squirrels gave her your knickers!
 
what a dahling little girl.

oh, by the way did these britches have frilly lace on them? should I have stopped that squirrel running across my lines?
 
Acksherly I don't do frilly. This was more like heavily embroidered stuff. Oh well, I'm sure the squirrels will tire of them soon enough, and bury them somewhere with their nuts.
 
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